Egyptian staff

This staff was found in a empty sarcophagus in Giza, Egypt, along with a long inscription recently deciphered by Egyptologists and psychics.

It reads: "This staff used to belong to a royal maiden who refused to betroth her creepy cousin and eloped with a young woman from Canaan. They joined a motley crowd leaving Egypt, led by a man, who would become known as a legendary liberator of slaves.

However, just after a few miles in the desert, they realized women would remain slaves in the promised land. They turned back, sailed on the Mediterranean, settled in the island of Lesbos for a time, but wanderlust took them around the globe. Since then, lesbians are born in every human, animal. and vegetal tribe.   

Stone

The Catskill Creek carved this stone, long ago, with its own tongue. This stone was a celebrity in her time, circa Stone Age. While her contemporaries had mastered the ability to speak, she alone could sing, and she did, deep and long, for a few eons, until one day without warning she stopped. She has remained silent since then, nobody knows why. Found in 2006 by a canoe expedition. 

Cronos

Wild Time

Time Compost

Good Vibe Receptor

Psychic Modem