This staff was found in a empty
sarcophagus in Giza, Egypt, along with a long inscription recently
deciphered by Egyptologists and psychics.
It reads: "This staff used to
belong to a royal maiden who refused to betroth her creepy cousin and
eloped with a young woman from Canaan. They joined a motley crowd
leaving Egypt, led by a man, who would become known as a legendary
liberator of slaves.
However, just after a few miles in the
desert, they realized women would remain slaves in the promised land.
They turned back, sailed on the Mediterranean, settled in the island
of Lesbos for a time, but wanderlust took them around the globe.
Since then, lesbians are born in every human, animal. and vegetal
tribe.
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