Wednesday, July 20, 2022

Friday, July 15, 2022

Monday, June 20, 2022

The expansion of the Universe



The expansion of the universe as it appeared to the ancestors
From the Sacred Book of Moss- Chapter I

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Pipe

When the moon was young she used to smoke this pipe.

Saturday, June 18, 2022

Dictionaries

                                             
       Librarians around the world report
     dictionaries are molting into autumn.


Thursday, June 16, 2022

Fushi Fai


Chipmunk Art



















This artifact was found among others in a chipmunk burrow in Greene County, NY. According to Miriam Levin, author of "Rodents, Culture and Customs"(1), all chipmunk art has a religious function. This has been identified as an important deity, believed to have the power to attract nutritious seeds.
1 - Random House, 1988

Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

Proof

        


   This extraordinary finding proves that women evolved from fish.
It was found in a cellar, on May 5th 1908, by MS. Kurclick, 
from Anchorage, Alaska.          

Muse

This is the discarded skin of a muse, it was found on Park
Avenue in New York City. Muses are like snakes, they
change skin. This one belongs to a muse who was temporarily
abducted by Sothebys. She managed to jump in a gutter,
while in transit, and found her way to the sea. 

Monday, June 13, 2022

Nuptials



In remembrance
of the first nuptials
between Bumble Bee
& Black-Eyed Susan-
On loan from the Bumble Bee Museum 
of Science & Erotic Arts

Sunday, June 12, 2022

Lock

I was the lock of Pandora's infamous box.
Pandora was a smart young woman, inquisitive,
critical and curious. Also, she dared to think
out of the box, for that she got a terrible
reputation.

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Outsider Artist

This piece, probably a self-portrait, was made by the first outsider artist there ever was, she was definitely outside art and history, and still is.

In spite of this, she acquired many disciples. Knowing that most people are biased against art, she would dress as a ghost and pound the windows of her neighbors while howling, “you must create”, and many did so. Some claim that her spirit never died and she still haunts normal citizens, now as a genuine ghost, and commands them to create art or else.

It is rumored that her name was Afuera Feral that she never made any money and lived in a hut in the forest.




Before the invention of the chip, musical memory was  harvested
from rare recluse moth bred on speaker cloth.

Friday, June 10, 2022





Elvis Priestley's influence was so profound that it bridged cultures, generations, and species as well.
This specimen is on loan from an underwater wax museum.

Wednesday, June 8, 2022

Wandering idea

Wandering idea in a vegetative state

Brain remains

These are the brain remains of a mighty ocean
that existed in a previous geological era.
It was part of the right lobe

Egyptian staff

This staff was found in a empty sarcophagus in Giza, Egypt, along with a long inscription recently deciphered by Egyptologists and psychics.
It reads: "This staff used to belong to a royal maiden who refused to betroth her creepy cousin and eloped with a young woman from Canaan. They joined a motley crowd leaving Egypt, led by a man, who would become known as a legendary liberator of slaves.

However, just after a few miles in the desert, they realized women would remain slaves in the promised land. They turned back, sailed on the Mediterranean, settled in the island of Lesbos for a time, but wanderlust took them around the globe. Since then, lesbians are born in every human, animal. and vegetal tribe.   

Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Stone

The Catskill Creek carved this stone, long ago, with its own tongue. This stone was a celebrity in her time, circa Stone Age. While her contemporaries had mastered the ability to speak, she alone could sing, and she did, deep and long, for a few eons, until one day without warning she stopped. She has remained silent since then, nobody knows why. Found in 2006 by a canoe expedition.