Analogue Film

Poem by a dog

The expansion of the Universe

The expansion of the universe as it appeared to the ancestors
From the Sacred Book of Moss- Chapter I

Pipe

When the moon was young she used to smoke this pipe.

Dictionaries

                                             

       Librarians around the world report

     dictionaries are molting into autumn.

Ancient Wifi

Fushi Fai

Chipmunk Art

This artifact was found among others in a chipmunk burrow in Greene County, NY. According to Miriam Levin, author of "Rodents, Culture and Customs"(1), all chipmunk art has a religious function. This has been identified as an important deity, believed to have the power to attract nutritious seeds.

1 - Random House, 1988

TeeVee

Proof

        

   This extraordinary finding proves that women evolved from fish.

It was found in a cellar, on May 5^th 1908, by MS. Kurclick, 

from Anchorage, Alaska.          

Muse

This is the discarded skin of a muse, it was found on Park

Avenue in New York City. Muses are like snakes, they

change skin. This one belongs to a muse who was temporarily

abducted by Sothebys. She managed to jump in a gutter,

while in transit, and found her way to the sea. 

Nuptials

In remembrance
of the first nuptials
between Bumble Bee
& Black-Eyed Susan-
On loan from the Bumble Bee Museum 
of Science & Erotic Arts

Lock

I was the lock of Pandora's infamous box.

Pandora was a smart young woman, inquisitive,

critical and curious. Also, she dared to think

out of the box, for that she got a terrible

reputation.

Outsider Artist

This piece, probably a self-portrait, was made by the first outsider artist there ever was, she was definitely outside art and history, and still is.

In spite of this, she acquired many disciples. Knowing that most people are biased against art, she would dress as a ghost and pound the windows of her neighbors while howling, “you must create”, and many did so. Some claim that her spirit never died and she still haunts normal citizens, now as a genuine ghost, and commands them to create art or else.

It is rumored that her name was Afuera Feral that she never made any money and lived in a hut in the forest.

Before the invention of the chip, musical memory was  harvested
from rare recluse moth bred on speaker cloth.

Elvis Priestley's influence was so profound that it bridged cultures, generations, and species as well.

This specimen is on loan from an underwater wax museum.

Wandering idea

Wandering idea in a vegetative state

Brain remains

These are the brain remains of a mighty ocean
that existed in a previous geological era.
It was part of the right lobe

Egyptian staff

This staff was found in a empty sarcophagus in Giza, Egypt, along with a long inscription recently deciphered by Egyptologists and psychics.

It reads: "This staff used to belong to a royal maiden who refused to betroth her creepy cousin and eloped with a young woman from Canaan. They joined a motley crowd leaving Egypt, led by a man, who would become known as a legendary liberator of slaves.

However, just after a few miles in the desert, they realized women would remain slaves in the promised land. They turned back, sailed on the Mediterranean, settled in the island of Lesbos for a time, but wanderlust took them around the globe. Since then, lesbians are born in every human, animal. and vegetal tribe.   

Stone

The Catskill Creek carved this stone, long ago, with its own tongue. This stone was a celebrity in her time, circa Stone Age. While her contemporaries had mastered the ability to speak, she alone could sing, and she did, deep and long, for a few eons, until one day without warning she stopped. She has remained silent since then, nobody knows why. Found in 2006 by a canoe expedition.